Jackie Quote #26

Quote from Jackie in Sunday, Bloody Sunday

Jackie: Okay. You know what, Michael? I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna do my homework.
Eric: You do your homework on a Saturday night?
Jackie: Yeah.
Eric: Look, I mean, look at me. I've got a 1,000-word term paper due Monday but you don't see me sweating. I've got a whole crappy Sunday to do it.
Kelso: Jackie, don't go home. I mean, Steve Martin's hosting Saturday Night.
Jackie: I hate that show, okay? They have commercials that you think are real but they're not real. And then you wanna buy the stuff.


 ‘Sunday, Bloody Sunday’ Quotes

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: Hey, what do I need Jackie for, man? I know more about this stuff than she does. The three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and Hollywood. I need a pencil. I got it. I got it.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: All right. All right. Now, you listen up. I have had an extremely stressful day. And I am not proud of what I'm about to say, but someone give me a cigarette! Now!
Eric: But, Mom, we don't smoke.
Kitty: Cut the crap, Eric. I am a nurse. I know that one in five teenagers smoke. One, two, three, four, five. Now, I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers. Come on, people, hop to!
[One person reaches out to Kitty and puts a cigarette between her fingers]
Kitty: Thank you. Light?
[Everybody reaches out with a lighter]

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: "With their sugar-coated ideals designed to anesthetize the ignorant masses. Why? So that the military/corporate branches can carry out world domination." All right, read that back to me.
Donna: Okay. [clears throat] [makes warbling sounds]
Hyde: You didn't get that?
Donna: All right, let's just use the encyclopedia.
Hyde: Oh, you just want to vomit up facts from an encyclopedia?
Donna: Yes.
Hyde: Okay, fine. You know what? Vomit away. I will not be a part of this, then.