Kelso Quote #112
Eric: You know, Fez, a man died in that fire. A gym teacher. Coach... Smith. Some say his specter still roams the halls to this day.
Hyde: [ghostly] Take a la-a-a-p... Give me 20. Walk it of-f-f-f...
Kelso: All right, guys, let's just cut it out, okay? You're scaring the women. [crashing sound] Out of my way!
Hyde: Kelso, it was the window.
Kelso: [scoffs] Yeah, I knew that.
Jackie: Out of my way?
Kelso: No, I didn't say that.
Fez: Yes, you did, just before you knocked her over.
Kelso: No. I... I was protecting you.
Jackie: Protecting me?
Kelso: Yeah. I was trying to draw the ghosts away from you. Ghosts are attracted to movement. That's a scientific fact.
Jackie: You know what? I don't care. You're an idiot, and science is stupid! Donna, let's go.
Donna: Gee, wonder what we're gonna talk about.
Hyde: [ghostly] You're doomed!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.