Eric: You know, Fez, a man died in that fire. A gym teacher. Coach... Smith. Some say his specter still roams the halls to this day.
Hyde: [ghostly] Take a la-a-a-p... Give me 20. Walk it of-f-f-f...
Kelso: All right, guys, let's just cut it out, okay? You're scaring the women. [crashing sound] Out of my way!
Hyde: Kelso, it was the window.
Kelso: [scoffs] Yeah, I knew that.
Jackie: Out of my way?
Kelso: No, I didn't say that.
Fez: Yes, you did, just before you knocked her over.
Kelso: No. I... I was protecting you.
Jackie: Protecting me?
Kelso: Yeah. I was trying to draw the ghosts away from you. Ghosts are attracted to movement. That's a scientific fact.
Jackie: You know what? I don't care. You're an idiot, and science is stupid! Donna, let's go.
Donna: Gee, wonder what we're gonna talk about.
Hyde: [ghostly] You're doomed!