Eric Quote #983
Quote from Eric in Sunday, Bloody Sunday
[dinner scene filmed as a circle:]
Red: Honey, these cheesy potatoes are delicious. Mmm.
Kitty: Thank you, honey.
Donna: They really are great, Mrs. Forman.
Eric: We have them whenever Grandma comes over 'cause mom knows how much she loves them. Right, Grandma?
Bernice: They make me sick. I'm allergic to dairy.
Fez: Oh, how sad.
Red: Ma, this is Wisconsin. You're not allergic to dairy.
Kitty: Maybe she's just allergic to my dairy.
Donna: If you're allergic to dairy you shouldn't put cream in your coffee. I mean, cream is dairy.
Eric: Donna, just, no, okay?
Bernice: You shut up, Eric! Who the hell are you?
Eric: Grandma, that's Donna, you've known her for 16 years.
Bernice: I have not. Anyway, I like your new friend better.
Fez: The feeling is mutual.
Red: Done. I heard a noise in the garage. Raccoons. Bye.
Kitty: Well, um, I couldn't eat another bite. I've had enough.
Donna: I'm going back downstairs. Excuse me.
Eric: So, what say we watch Lawrence Welk, huh, Grandma?
Bernice: No, I'm going to watch Lawrence Welk with my new friend. You up for another foot rub, Desi?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sunday, Bloody Sunday’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, what do I need Jackie for, man? I know more about this stuff than she does. The three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and Hollywood. I need a pencil. I got it. I got it.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: All right. All right. Now, you listen up. I have had an extremely stressful day. And I am not proud of what I'm about to say, but someone give me a cigarette! Now!
Eric: But, Mom, we don't smoke.
Kitty: Cut the crap, Eric. I am a nurse. I know that one in five teenagers smoke. One, two, three, four, five. Now, I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers. Come on, people, hop to!
[One person reaches out to Kitty and puts a cigarette between her fingers]
Kitty: Thank you. Light?
[Everybody reaches out with a lighter]
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Okay. You know what, Michael? I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna do my homework.
Eric: You do your homework on a Saturday night?
Jackie: Yeah.
Eric: Look, I mean, look at me. I've got a 1,000-word term paper due Monday but you don't see me sweating. I've got a whole crappy Sunday to do it.
Kelso: Jackie, don't go home. I mean, Steve Martin's hosting Saturday Night.
Jackie: I hate that show, okay? They have commercials that you think are real but they're not real. And then you wanna buy the stuff.