Kitty Quote #738
Quote from Kitty in Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Kitty: I am pretty. I am special. My casserole is not too oniony.
Hyde: Hey.
Kitty: Oh, Steven. I need to talk to you. How could you kick Red out of your store? I wasn't expecting him home so early and he walked in on me taking a bath without any bubbles. There goes the mystery!
Hyde: I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman, he was in the way.
Kitty: In the way? When your parents left you and we took you in, did we say you were in the way? No! We fed you and loved you and we let you into our Sears family portrait.
Hyde: Look, I asked him to fix one little switch. The next thing I know, he is pounding and swearing and sweating. It's like watching Fez eat a cake.
Kitty: Well, you need to find a way to make Red feel useful. And you know what else you need to find? A beige cardigan, because that's what we're wearing in this year's picture. And I don't want to hear about how it's not cool. I just want you to put the damn thing on, smile and say freaking cheese.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Crazy Little Thing Called Love’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Jackie, what is it about me that makes every woman leave? I'm going to die alone with nothing but a room full of candy and pornography to keep me company. Although, as I say that, it sounds okay.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Oh, hey, Red. I'm glad you're here, man. Things are just falling apart down here. It's freezing in my room and the TV is broken and this thing just popped right out of the washing machine.
Red: Jeez, I'm gone for one day and the whole house goes to hell.
Hyde: Yeah. It's a good thing you're here, though, so you can fix everything.
Red: You know what? I'll get to this stuff later.
Hyde: Later?
Red: Yeah, I was thinking about what you said this afternoon at the record store. You're right. I do deserve to slow down and enjoy my retirement. So, right now, I'm going fishing.
Hyde: Yeah, but it's, like, 10 degrees in my room! Can I at least call a repairman?
Red: Sure. But you're paying for it. I'm on a fixed income. I'm retired.
Quote from Red
Red: Good morning.
Kitty: Hi, Red. You're up early. You're retired. You should be sleeping in.
Red: Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound of birds chirping outside my window. And now that I don't have to work, I finally have time to poison them.
Kitty: I feed those birds bread every day.
Red: Good. That'll make it easier.
Hyde: Red, I don't think you have embraced retirement yet. What you need to do is get yourself a robe, go sit out on the porch, then shake your fists and yell stuff like, "Dagnabit! Why I ought to..."
Red: I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to playing catch with my son. And both of them have left me bitterly disappointed.