Jackie Quote #511
Quote from Jackie in Killer Queen
Christine St. George: Jackie, come in. Please. I just wanna thank you for yesterday. I feel we really bonded, as much as a star can bond with a commoner.
Jackie: Well, I'm really glad that we talked. You know, I got to see there's a real person in there. Someone with hopes and fears and emotions.
Christine St. George: Well, I'm only human. And you snuck a rare peek behind my iron curtain, didn't you?
Jackie: I know. You know, I really feel like I got to know you better.
Christine St. George: Yes, you did, and so you're fired.
Jackie: Wait, what?
Christine St. George: I cannot have an employee know so much about me. And since your TV career is finished, may I suggest bartending? You pour a mean Scotch, lady.
Jackie: No, no, no, this isn't fair. I worked my butt off for you.
Christine St. George: Thank you. Out you go. Go on. Go on.
Jackie: Okay, all right, you know what? Nobody here likes you. They only pretend to like you because you're famous.
Christine St. George: And I pretend to like them because they bring me lunch.
Jackie: Oh, God! You are a crazy, bitter lady with a hole where your heart should be!
Christine St. George: Now, is that supposed to hurt me? I have a mug that says that. [puts feet on the desk]
Jackie: Those shoes are so last season!
Christine St. George: Rot in hell, you worthless maggot!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Killer Queen’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, I got a question for you. My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day. So I'm off the hook, right?
Red: Let me tell you a little story. There was a woman, a newlywed. And she told her husband, "Rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement." And so he never bought her a gift. Not for Christmas, birthdays, never. And 50 years later, she thanked him. And you know who that woman was?
Hyde: No.
Red: That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of Dumbass Land. All women want gifts.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, there's my valentine.
Red: Oh.
Kitty: See, now, the card is a heart. Actually, it's your heart, and it's saying, "Hi, Red, remember when I attacked you?" [chuckles] It's a reminder to cut back on fatty, fried foods.