Hyde Quote #659
Quote from Hyde in Killer Queen
Red: You! What did you do?
Hyde: I'm sorry, Red. I was down there picking out a gift for Sam, and she caught me and assumed everything was for her. And she started kissing me everywhere, and I just handed everything over to her. That's her power, man.
Red: Good God, Steven, the whole stash?
Hyde: Look, I know I owe you an apology, but can it wait? 'Cause Sam just sent me up here to grab some whipped cream, so... Sorry.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Killer Queen’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, I got a question for you. My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day. So I'm off the hook, right?
Red: Let me tell you a little story. There was a woman, a newlywed. And she told her husband, "Rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement." And so he never bought her a gift. Not for Christmas, birthdays, never. And 50 years later, she thanked him. And you know who that woman was?
Hyde: No.
Red: That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of Dumbass Land. All women want gifts.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, there's my valentine.
Red: Oh.
Kitty: See, now, the card is a heart. Actually, it's your heart, and it's saying, "Hi, Red, remember when I attacked you?" [chuckles] It's a reminder to cut back on fatty, fried foods.