Fez Quote #762
Quote from Fez in It's All Over Now
Jackie: Hey, Fez, I need your advice.
Fez: You should show more leg.
Jackie: I'm serious. I still love Steven and I want him back. Everything reminds me of him. Every time I walk past a pile of dirty laundry, I start crying.
Fez: Then you should go to him and tell him how you feel.
Jackie: No, I cannot go up to Steven and pour my heart out to him if I'm not sure he feels the same way. I couldn't take the rejection.
Fez: Oh, please, I've been rejected a million times. And trust me, after the first 100 or so, they don't sting no more, baby.
Jackie: I wouldn't even know what to say.
Fez: Okay, let's role-play. Pretend I'm Hyde and say everything you want to say to him to me.
Jackie: Really? Okay. Steven, I love you and I want you back.
Fez: I never thought I would hear those words, my darling. [goes to kiss Jackie]
Jackie: Ew!
Fez: I'm sorry, I got a little carried away. I'll be serious this time, I promise.
Jackie: Okay. I love you and all I want is for us to be together. [Fez goes to kiss Jackie] Oh, get off me, weirdo.
Fez: I'm the weirdo? You're the one saying, "I love you," smack! "I love you," smack! You little tease.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's All Over Now’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, Angie, when Tom Jones gets here, you're not gonna throw your underpants at him, are you?
Angie: Michael, you know I don't wear underwear.
Hyde: Come on, man, you're my sister.
Kelso: I just told her to say that to gross you out. Burn!
Hyde: Yeah, you got me.
Kelso: Besides, I happen to know that she does wear underwear. Sometimes she lets me take them off for her. Boomerang burn!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Mr. Randall, down at the radio station, wants me to host a live remote from Hyde's record store when Tom Jones is there. And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard wearing this. [holds up tiny bikini]
Eric: That's just good radio.
Donna: Well, I'm not wearing it. I should be valued for my voice and music knowledge, not my body, no matter how smoking it is.
Kelso: There you go again with your "women should be valued for their minds" gobbledygook.
Jackie: Donna, women should be valued for their looks. Men should be valued for their cars, and foreigners should be valued for their ability to sweep.
Fez: Hey, hey. We also drive a mean taxi.
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, what's new in the world of rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this cool cat wants the skinny on the bebop, maestro.
Hyde: Uh, well, tomorrow we have Tom Jones coming in for a record signing at the store.
Kitty: Tom Jones! I love him! Oh, and the way he shakes his hips. [laughs] It just... It makes me feel all nervous and embarrassed. Boy, that sounds like fun.
Red: Fun for you, maybe. You're a middle-aged woman.
Kitty: What?
Red: Don't "what" me. The average lifespan is 72, so if you're older than 36, which you are, then, by definition, you're middle-aged. Discussion over.
Kitty: Okay, when you're right, you're right.
Hyde: Wow.
Red: I win an argument every six years or so.