Jackie: Hey, Fez, I need your advice.
Fez: You should show more leg.
Jackie: I'm serious. I still love Steven and I want him back. Everything reminds me of him. Every time I walk past a pile of dirty laundry, I start crying.
Fez: Then you should go to him and tell him how you feel.
Jackie: No, I cannot go up to Steven and pour my heart out to him if I'm not sure he feels the same way. I couldn't take the rejection.
Fez: Oh, please, I've been rejected a million times. And trust me, after the first 100 or so, they don't sting no more, baby.
Jackie: I wouldn't even know what to say.
Fez: Okay, let's role-play. Pretend I'm Hyde and say everything you want to say to him to me.
Jackie: Really? Okay. Steven, I love you and I want you back.
Fez: I never thought I would hear those words, my darling. [goes to kiss Jackie]
Jackie: Ew!
Fez: I'm sorry, I got a little carried away. I'll be serious this time, I promise.
Jackie: Okay. I love you and all I want is for us to be together. [Fez goes to kiss Jackie] Oh, get off me, weirdo.
Fez: I'm the weirdo? You're the one saying, "I love you," smack! "I love you," smack! You little tease.