Quote from Red in It's All Over Now
Kitty: So, what's new in the world of rock 'n' roll? 'Cause this cool cat wants the skinny on the bebop, maestro. Hyde: Uh, well, tomorrow we have Tom Jones coming in for a record signing at the store. Kitty: Tom Jones! I love him! Oh, and the way he shakes his hips. [laughs] It just... It makes me feel all nervous and embarrassed. Boy, that sounds like fun. Red: Fun for you, maybe. You're a middle-aged woman. Kitty: What? Red: Don't "what" me. The average lifespan is 72, so if you're older than 36, which you are, then, by definition, you're middle-aged. Discussion over. Kitty: Okay, when you're right, you're right. Hyde: Wow. Red: I win an argument every six years or so.