Eric Quote #894
Quote from Eric in Can't You Hear Me Knocking
Fez: Wait a minute, it's just a dogcatcher van.
Eric: Well, hello, that's exactly what the Feds want us to think.
Fez: But I just heard dogs barking inside.
Hyde: It's obviously a tape recording of trained dogs. The barking's too self-conscious.
Kelso: Plus, a dogcatcher van wouldn't just say "dog catcher" on the side of it, 'cause otherwise the dogs would see it and just run away.
Eric: On three. One, two, three!
[A group of dogs run out of the van when the guys open the back doors]
Fez: I don't understand.
Hyde: Look, I don't know if it's the fresh air talking, but I'm starting to think this whole thing's just our imagination.
Eric: You know what, you guys, maybe we just need to let this whole fantasy world of ours go. [swinging light saber] Whoa. Watch out, man, I almost just cut you right in half there.
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‘Can't You Hear Me Knocking’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: There's a black Ford sedan outside. Hyde's right, the Feds found us.
Hyde: Damn it, Kelso. You finally figure out how to use a phone, now we're all going to jail.
Eric: I think you guys are overreacting. There's no way the government would park a car right outside my house.
Hyde: Forman, anything you think the government's not doing, they are doing. The only thing they didn't do is land the man on the moon. No, no, no, no, no. Spielberg shot the entire thing in a Hollywood movie set. That's how he got the job for Jaws.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Kelso, if you ask the White House if there's a Russian death ray, they're gonna have you committed. So, yeah, I say go for it.
Kelso: Well, obviously they won't admit it. There'd be panic in the streets. That's why I gotta trick them into talking about it. It's what us cops call "tricking them." I'm on. [on the phone] Hello? White House? Yeah, yes, I have a couple of questions. Yes, uh, how well is the President protected? Well, uh... because someone wants to hurt the President, that's why. You're damn right it's a threat, it's a terrible threat on the President's life. [Eric laughs]
Hyde: Awesome.
Kelso: What? Where am I right now? I'm in Red Forman's house in Point Place...
All: No! [Hyde hangs up the phone]
Hyde: You idiot, you just told them where we are.
Kelso: So?
Hyde: Kelso, you just threatened the President's life. They're gonna come here and arrest us.
Kelso: No, no, I'm not threatening his life. It's the Russians that have the Russian death ray.
Fez: You didn't mention the death ray.
Kelso: A-ha! So you admit that there's a death ray.
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, my God. There's a hundred morons in my basement. That's okay, not even that can ruin this day.
Eric: Yes, one man, and only one man, has the power to ruin his day. 'Tis I.
Red: Nope, not even you can do it. But really, who the hell talks like that?