Hyde Quote #572
Quote from Hyde in Can't You Hear Me Knocking
Kelso: There's a black Ford sedan outside. Hyde's right, the Feds found us.
Hyde: Damn it, Kelso. You finally figure out how to use a phone, now we're all going to jail.
Eric: I think you guys are overreacting. There's no way the government would park a car right outside my house.
Hyde: Forman, anything you think the government's not doing, they are doing. The only thing they didn't do is land the man on the moon. No, no, no, no, no. Spielberg shot the entire thing in a Hollywood movie set. That's how he got the job for Jaws.
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Quote from Kelso
Eric: Kelso, if you ask the White House if there's a Russian death ray, they're gonna have you committed. So, yeah, I say go for it.
Kelso: Well, obviously they won't admit it. There'd be panic in the streets. That's why I gotta trick them into talking about it. It's what us cops call "tricking them." I'm on. [on the phone] Hello? White House? Yeah, yes, I have a couple of questions. Yes, uh, how well is the President protected? Well, uh... because someone wants to hurt the President, that's why. You're damn right it's a threat, it's a terrible threat on the President's life. [Eric laughs]
Hyde: Awesome.
Kelso: What? Where am I right now? I'm in Red Forman's house in Point Place...
All: No! [Hyde hangs up the phone]
Hyde: You idiot, you just told them where we are.
Kelso: So?
Hyde: Kelso, you just threatened the President's life. They're gonna come here and arrest us.
Kelso: No, no, I'm not threatening his life. It's the Russians that have the Russian death ray.
Fez: You didn't mention the death ray.
Kelso: A-ha! So you admit that there's a death ray.
Quote from Kelso
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Hyde: It's a great present, guys. I especially like the teeny white paper you all wrapped it in.
Kelso: Yeah, the only thing that could ruin today is if the Russians set off that Russian death ray that's pointed at the White House. No, seriously. No, I read about it in a magazine.
Eric: Kelso, that was The Flash, and it is a comic book.
Fez: I love comic books. I wish I had thought bubbles. [looks up] You see anything?
Hyde: Kelso, the Russians don't have a death ray, but they do have a stupid ray and it's pointed directly at you.
Kelso: No, the Russians do have a death ray, and I'll prove it. [dials phone] Operator, give me the White House.
Eric: Kelso, I'm not allowed to make long distance calls without permission.
Kelso: Oh, awesome, I'm on hold, and they're playing that theme song to the President.
Eric: Hail to the Chief.
Kelso: Thank you, Eric, but I'm trying to enjoy the President's theme song.
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, my God. There's a hundred morons in my basement. That's okay, not even that can ruin this day.
Eric: Yes, one man, and only one man, has the power to ruin his day. 'Tis I.
Red: Nope, not even you can do it. But really, who the hell talks like that?