Eric Quote #805
Donna: Casey Kelso?
Casey: Hey, Pinciotti.
Jackie: Casey, I thought you left town after going out with Donna and then breaking up with her so she had to settle for Eric.
Casey: Yeah, well, I found my way back. Hey, For-play. You been working out?
Eric: Oh, um, well, yeah, a few days a week.
Casey: Oh, man, I'm just kidding.
Eric: Okay.
Donna: Well, it's not funny. He's huge. Things are great. Eric and I are getting married. I'm on the radio... "Hot Donna." You might've heard people talking, wishing they could date me, that kind of stuff.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, Donna hasn't thought about you at all, although Eric's mom still asks about you. Then she kind of giggles and fans herself.
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Quote from Fez
Eric: You know, I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
Fez: Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, and it's no picnic. Although when you eat every meal on the ground, I suppose, technically it is a picnic.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. I mean, these women are artists. It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig?
Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.