Fez Quote #590
Quote from Fez in Squeeze Box
Donna: I can't believe Eric lied to me about that girl. I mean, we're getting married. I should know everything about him. If I have to know that he wore a bathing suit in the tub until he was 12... Yeah, tell everybody. I should know who he dated.
Mitch: That's right, just... Just get it off your chest, Donna. All the rage and the anger and the clothing.
Fez: Hey, hey, hey. There's only room for one creepy pervert in this group, and that's me. Around here, I'm the one who drools over all the ladies.
Mitch: Well, I don't drool over all the ladies, just Donna.
Fez: A specialist, huh? Okay, we'll try it your way.
Donna: Oh, my God. You don't... You don't think Eric and that girl...
Mitch: Made sweet emotional love? Yes, I do.
Fez: I bought many a Slurpee from her. And from what I can tell, she'll do it with anyone.
Donna: Well, did she do it with you?
Fez: No. She has way too much self-respect for that.
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‘Squeeze Box’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean...
Red: Not here... Toyota.
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Red: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not, so it's just another disappointment.
Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw them. I don't care who knows it.
Red: You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.
Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before, but it was always followed with either, "Get out!" Or, "There's a two-drink minimum." But, "Hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh! Maybe she was coming on to us.
Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red.
Red: Toyota!
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "Please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "Please come over and see my boobs again"?
Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them..."them." This is the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
Hyde: But, Red...
Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life, and there were only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red. All right, it goes me, then Bob, Fez, then you, Red, then me again, then Donna, then Eric.