Red Quote #590
Quote from Red in Squeeze Box
Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean...
Red: Not here... Toyota.
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Red: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not, so it's just another disappointment.
Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw them. I don't care who knows it.
Red: You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.
Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before, but it was always followed with either, "Get out!" Or, "There's a two-drink minimum." But, "Hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh! Maybe she was coming on to us.
Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Squeeze Box’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red.
Red: Toyota!
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "Please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "Please come over and see my boobs again"?
Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them..."them." This is the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
Hyde: But, Red...
Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life, and there were only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red. All right, it goes me, then Bob, Fez, then you, Red, then me again, then Donna, then Eric.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, guys. Hey, listen, tomorrow I have this police test on interrogation techniques. I was wondering if I could practice on somebody. Jackie, how about you?
Jackie: Oh, well, no. This is your first time. You're gonna need somebody much more spineless than me. Try Eric.
Kelso: Yeah, that's good thinking. All right, Mr. Forman, if that is indeed your real name, what did you do on the day of yesterday?
Eric: You'll never get it out of me, copper. I'm no rat! [Kelso smashes Eric's Star Wars model] Kelso, what the hell?
Kelso: Just relax, Eric. I'm just doing good cop, bad cop. That was the bad cop, but he's gone now. See, now good cop is here to take care of you. Hey, how you doing, buddy? It's a real shame about what happened to your model. Why don't you tell me what you did yesterday?
Eric: I came home from the restaurant and spent six hours building that model!