Fez Quote #589
Quote from Fez in Squeeze Box
Eric: You know why Darth Vader went to the dark side? He was dating a redhead who wouldn't put out.
Fez: So, you are like Darth Vader in the sense that you're not getting any. But you are not like Darth Vader in the sense that you are weak and strike fear in no one.
Eric: Well, this is certainly one way to spend an afternoon.
Kelso: You know, I never really got into making models. Guess I was too busy having sex.
Fez: Hey, I don't have sex, and I still don't build models. I don't have a single model or a single girl. My life is an empty hole.
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‘Squeeze Box’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean...
Red: Not here... Toyota.
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Red: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not, so it's just another disappointment.
Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw them. I don't care who knows it.
Red: You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.
Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before, but it was always followed with either, "Get out!" Or, "There's a two-drink minimum." But, "Hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh! Maybe she was coming on to us.
Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red.
Red: Toyota!
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "Please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "Please come over and see my boobs again"?
Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them..."them." This is the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
Hyde: But, Red...
Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life, and there were only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red. All right, it goes me, then Bob, Fez, then you, Red, then me again, then Donna, then Eric.