Quote from Fez in Squeeze Box
Eric: You know why Darth Vader went to the dark side? He was dating a redhead who wouldn't put out. Fez: So, you are like Darth Vader in the sense that you're not getting any. But you are not like Darth Vader in the sense that you are weak and strike fear in no one. Eric: Well, this is certainly one way to spend an afternoon. Kelso: You know, I never really got into making models. Guess I was too busy having sex. Fez: Hey, I don't have sex, and I still don't build models. I don't have a single model or a single girl. My life is an empty hole.