Eric Quote #785
Quote from Eric in Squeeze Box
Eric: [inner monologue] Great. Now I have to sit through Kramer vs. Kramer again with no shot at nookie. First time we saw it, I said, "You know, dads can be good parents, too," and Donna's shirt just floated off.
Donna: [inner monologue] What is wrong with me? A boy's gonna lose his mother, and all I can think about is fooling around. I am such a dirty girl. I should be spanked. Oh, stop it!
Eric: [inner monologue] Screw it. Sneak attack is my only hope. I'm gonna go with the yawn and grab. Watch out for my hand, pretty mama, 'cause I'm not really tired.
Donna: [inner monologue] Oh, God. It's the yawn and grab. How do I stop him? [out loud] Oops. Oh, sorry.
Eric: [out loud] Oh, come on. It's okay. [inner monologue] Great. Now my lap's covered in hot buttered popcorn. That's the most action I've gotten in weeks.
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Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean...
Red: Not here... Toyota.
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Red: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single man, what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not, so it's just another disappointment.
Hyde: For you, maybe. I saw them. I don't care who knows it.
Red: You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out, I'm taking you down with me. And when I take people down, they stay down. Just ask North Korea.
Hyde: But I have so many questions. I mean, I've been flashed before, but it was always followed with either, "Get out!" Or, "There's a two-drink minimum." But, "Hi, boys"? It has me reeling. Oh! Maybe she was coming on to us.
Red: She wasn't coming on to us. She was coming on to me. She heard about my war record. I'm a hero.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red.
Red: Toyota!
[cut to Red and Hyde in the car in the garage:]
Hyde: Did you see that look she just gave us? Was that, "Please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"? Or, "Please come over and see my boobs again"?
Red: Do you have to keep saying that word? Let's just call them..."them." This is the last time we ever talk about it. From here on out, it never happened.
Hyde: But, Red...
Red: Steven, I have been to war. I have seen a lot of things in my life, and there were only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die. This is number four. And five.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red. All right, it goes me, then Bob, Fez, then you, Red, then me again, then Donna, then Eric.