Eric: [inner monologue] Great. Now I have to sit through Kramer vs. Kramer again with no shot at nookie. First time we saw it, I said, "You know, dads can be good parents, too," and Donna's shirt just floated off.
Donna: [inner monologue] What is wrong with me? A boy's gonna lose his mother, and all I can think about is fooling around. I am such a dirty girl. I should be spanked. Oh, stop it!
Eric: [inner monologue] Screw it. Sneak attack is my only hope. I'm gonna go with the yawn and grab. Watch out for my hand, pretty mama, 'cause I'm not really tired.
Donna: [inner monologue] Oh, God. It's the yawn and grab. How do I stop him? [out loud] Oops. Oh, sorry.
Eric: [out loud] Oh, come on. It's okay. [inner monologue] Great. Now my lap's covered in hot buttered popcorn. That's the most action I've gotten in weeks.