‘Killer Queen’
Season 8, Episode 12 - Aired February 9, 2006
Red introduces Hyde to the stash of gifts he keeps for Kitty so he's never in trouble if he forgets an important occasion. Jackie sees another side of her boss, ChristineMeanwhile, Donna asks Randy out on a Valentine's Day date.
Quote from Donna
Donna: So this was for me all along?
Randy: Yeah. For one day I wanted to transform this crappy little record store into a crappy little bistro.
Donna: Thanks. So, when I asked you out, why did you pretend to have another date?
Randy: Donna, I've wanted to ask you out for a long time. And then you kind of beat me to it and I'm kind of a traditional guy. I like to make the first move. But if you wanted to make the second move, well, you're in luck. I'm not wearing a bra.
Donna: That's good to know. [they kiss]
Quote from Kitty
Red: Would you just listen?
Kitty: Oh, Red, I'd love to talk to you but I have to check the pressure in my tires.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, Kitty told Sam the presents weren't for her. Now I'm kind of in trouble. So I got us each a bouquet of flowers for our ladies.
Red: [grabs both bouquets] Kitty, I got you roses! See how it feels, dumbass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Well, I guess that's it.
Receptionist: Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't cry. What do you know, I didn't.
Jackie: Okay, look, Christine is obviously looking for a new assistant, so I put in a good word for you.
Receptionist: Really? Even though I was so mean to you? Wow, thanks.
Jackie: Mmm-hmm.
Receptionist: [answers phone] What's Up Wisconsin.
Jackie: I licked your phone! I licked your phone!