Kelso: Well, Red convinced Fenton to give us the apartment.
Fez: Yeah, and Red seemed so happy. All the way home, he just kept looking at us and laughing.
Kelso: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Red told Fenton that we knew a lot of chicks. 'Cause Fenton kept checking me out, like he could tell that I knew a lot of chicks.

Bob: Eric, I can't believe that you crippled my angel, my pride and joy. It kills me seeing her like this.
Eric: Then why are you bringing her over here?
Bob: Oh, I got a date. I met a lady at the open house. She's got crow's feet, but she works in a sandwich shop, so I bent the rules.

Eric: Look, Donna, I'm so sorry about what happened. You know, I've been thinking about it, I don't think I ever really wanted to be a chiropractor. I was just, you know, grasping at straws.
Donna: I'd nod in agreement but, you know, I'm paralyzed.
Kelso: Eric, you know what I'm realizing about you? You're not good at anything.
Fez: That's not true, Kelso. Don't forget butt wiping. [chuckles]

Fez: Eric, you know what you should teach? Butt wiping.
Kelso: Fez, that was really inappropriate. Eric, you should teach history. The history of butt wiping.