Eric: Look, Donna, I'm so sorry about what happened. You know, I've been thinking about it, I don't think I ever really wanted to be a chiropractor. I was just, you know, grasping at straws.
Donna: I'd nod in agreement but, you know, I'm paralyzed.
Kelso: Eric, you know what I'm realizing about you? You're not good at anything.
Fez: That's not true, Kelso. Don't forget butt wiping. [chuckles]