‘Eric's Corvette Caper’
Season 4, Episode 22 - Aired April 9, 2002
When Red and Kitty go away for the night, Eric takes father's Corvette out for a ride to impress a cheerleader.
Quote from Red
Red: Well, there's the Corvette, safe and sound. I'm just saying that for your benefit, in case you can't see it.
Kitty: Well, I am so glad you raced all the way home without stopping for this. Cripes, I gotta pee like a banshee.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, your old man wants to talk to you outside.
Eric: Why? Am I busted?
Hyde: Don't worry, man. It's not about the car.
Eric: Oh.
Hyde: Oh, Forman, I almost forgot. It's about the car.
Eric: You gotta stop doing that, man!
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, Forman, your mom wants to talk to you. She wants to know why you drank all of Red's beer.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Michael.
Kelso: Jackie? Am I dreaming?
Jackie: Yes, you are.
Kelso: Are we gonna do it?
Jackie: Yes, we are.
Kelso: Oh, cool. Where's Donna?
Jackie: What? [jumps at Kelso]