‘Bye-Bye Basement’
Season 4, Episode 5 - Aired October 16, 2001
After Hyde moves back in with the Formans, Kitty decides to renovate the basement and hires Leo and his cousin Theo (Richard Karn) as contractors. Fez joins a ballet class to meet women. Meanwhile, Eric and Donna are still bickering following their break-up.
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Ugh, I am so bored with you two. You know what? I actually want to talk about Fez. Fez, why don't the women at ballet love you?
Fez: I don't know. They let me touch their thighs but not their hearts.
Jackie: You know what might help? If you dressed a little more masculine.
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, you know what my favorite ballet is?
Hyde: The Nutcracker? [throws basketball at Kelso's crotch]
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, well, well. Look who finally got his basement back.
Hyde: Yep. Outwitted two hippie burnouts. Walk tall.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: So, hey, Hyde. Come on. Where's your dad? Really.
Hyde: Fine. You want to know? He and my mom got back together.
Eric: No way. No way. That's great. So, where are they?
Hyde: I can't tell you.
Eric: Why not?
Hyde: 'Cause they won't tell me.
Eric: They split on you? Oh, man.
Hyde: Oh, man. See, this is why I didn't wanna tell you. I knew you'd get all after school special on me.
Eric: Me? [laughs] Please. It's okay. You're home now. [hugs Hyde]
Hyde: Get off me, man.
Eric: No, you let me love you, orphan boy! Don't hide from your feelings!