Amy: You gave him money?
Dina: He told a great joke about the weather.

Amy: We're getting off-track. The point is that this guy is a jerk, and we need to take him down.
Jonah: Uh-huh, yeah, and this is all still about Mateo and the kids, right?
Amy: Yes, of course! Kids love revenge!

Amy: God, I'd love to see the look on "Kyle's" face as all these toys wheel past him.
Jonah: I know we don't like the guy, but his name probably is Kyle, right?
Amy: Whose side are you on?

Garrett: Uh, you know, actually, Colleen and I aren't a thing anymore.
Dina: What?
Garrett: Yeah.
Dina: Well, I told you to tell me before you broke up with her.
Garrett: I know, but, um, I wanted to surprise you.
Dina: Well, tell me everything, how did she take it?
Garrett: Bad. I mean, real, real bad. She was... she was a mess.
Dina: I bet. Oh, she's probably doing that pathetic look-how-great-I'm-doing stuff on Instagram.
Garrett: Mm-hmm, yep.
Dina: [chuckles] There it is. Look at this totally fake picture of her and some hot guy at a concert.
Garrett: Yeah, so fake.
Dina: Ugh, nobody's buying it, Colleen. You look way too happy. [laughs]
Garrett: Yeah, I saw that.

Amy: So this is the best you could do?
Jonah: Well, I mean, it kinda look like you're throwing toys on to the truck.
Mateo: This sucks. Can't we just use the video of me donating to that guy when I thought he was with Happy Tots?
Jonah: You know, technically we did collect toys that went to charity. I mean, who cares if it's Happy Tots or Samaritans?
Amy: I mean, I care because the Samaritans are trash, but... I guess trash kids need toys too.