Garrett Quote #413
Quote from Garrett in Toy Drive
Garrett: Uh, you know, actually, Colleen and I aren't a thing anymore.
Dina: What?
Garrett: Yeah.
Dina: Well, I told you to tell me before you broke up with her.
Garrett: I know, but, um, I wanted to surprise you.
Dina: Well, tell me everything, how did she take it?
Garrett: Bad. I mean, real, real bad. She was... she was a mess.
Dina: I bet. Oh, she's probably doing that pathetic look-how-great-I'm-doing stuff on Instagram.
Garrett: Mm-hmm, yep.
Dina: [chuckles] There it is. Look at this totally fake picture of her and some hot guy at a concert.
Garrett: Yeah, so fake.
Dina: Ugh, nobody's buying it, Colleen. You look way too happy. [laughs]
Garrett: Yeah, I saw that.
Superstore Quotes
‘Toy Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
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