‘Tornado’
Season 2, Episode 22 - Aired May 4, 2017
As Glenn struggles to choose the six employees he has to fire, a tornado heads for the store.
Quote from Dina
Glenn: What is that? What is going on?
Jonah: Sounds like a prison escape.
Cheyenne: No, guys. It's Color Wars.
Dina: No, it's a tornado warning! All right. Everybody stay inside. We are gonna lock this place down.
Glenn: Okay... How funny would it had been if that siren had come ten seconds earlier!
Dina: Oh, boy.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: [on the phone] Bo, I just want to let you know that there's a tornado warning, and... in case I don't make it, I want you to make sure that Harmonica becomes an actress.
Quote from Amy
Amy: [on the phone] And, uh, I just wanted to make sure that Emma's okay. Uh, and you, obviously, you, too. I still, you know... I mean, no matter what... anyway.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I got a helmet for when stuff starts flying around. There was one extra. Who wants it?
Alisha: Oh, me.
Garrett: I'll take it.
Dina: Hmm, guess we'll have to flip for it.
Garrett: Well... who do you want to have the helmet?
Dina: It doesn't matter to me. Why is everything I have from Dave & Buster's?
Garrett: All right, so you have a chance to give somebody a better shot at surviving a tornado, and it makes zero difference to you if that person is me, or...
Alisha: Alisha.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Hey, let's all sing a song. ♪ Cantaloupe's on the fence post ♪ ♪ Horsey's in the barn ♪ Everybody!
All: ♪ Flapjack's on the table ♪ ♪ Grandpa's spinning a yarn ♪
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Average tornado warning is 13 minutes. So in about... four minutes, we'll be fine. Or, you know... not.
Amy: You suck at being comforting.
Jonah: We're gonna be fine.
Quote from Jonah
Man: Excuse me. These razors say two for one, but do they mean two razors, or two packs of razors? 'Cause there's... there's two per pack.
Jonah: Just... just take the... the one pack, then.
Man: The one pack?
Jonah: Yeah.
Man: But there's two in there. See, this is the thing.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: It's messed up that you didn't give me the other helmet!
Dina: You lost the flip!
Garrett: There shouldn't have been a flip, you psycho!
Dina: Why?
Garrett: Because there's an emotional component to sex!
Quote from Glenn
Paramedic: No death or injuries in a hit like this... Someone out there must be looking out for you guys.
Glenn: Yup. Someone was.