Sandra Quote #156
Quote from Sandra in Toy Drive
Sandra: Um, Glenn, I wanted to ask... sorry, is this... am I loud enough?
Glenn: Yeah, I think so.
Sandra: Okay, well, Jerry and I were wondering if you could marry us.
Glenn: You want me to officiate at your wedding?
Dina: Sandra, I gave you a long list of better options! For a small fee, we can get Tay Zonday. [off their looks] The guy who sings "Chocolate Rain"? Jeez, where have you guys been?
Sandra: We want Glenn. He's always been there for us. When Jerry was in the hospital, he was the only person who said he wished he could've visited.
Glenn: Oh, my God, Sandra, I can't... you... I can't even begin to s...
Dina: This is who you want speaking at your wedding?
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Quote from Dina
Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
Quote from Garrett
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