Cheyenne Quote #237
Quote from Cheyenne in Toy Drive
Amy: What kind of organization hires a guy like that anyway? I mean, I bet this whole Samaritans thing is just a big scam.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like those charities that send someone a cow in a third world country and then it just ends up taking a bite out of their TV and, like, hogging the shower and stuff.
Jonah: Was that... Are you thinking of a cartoon?
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Dina: You don't even have to give money to make a difference. I donate my hair to chemo patients.
Cheyenne: Don't you have to grow your hair really long?
Dina: No, anytime I get a trim, I just sweep it into an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Amy: You send them tiny bits of your hair? What do they do with that?
Dina: Whatever they want, Amy. It's their hair now.
Glenn: Aww.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [recording] If there's one thing people say about me, it's that I'm obsessed with serving the community. When we open our hearts to giving, we lift each other up.
Justine: Hey, Mateo, can I have my charger back?
Mateo: Oh, my God, Justine, I am in the middle of something, dummy. Ugh, God. Should I start over?
Jonah: Probably, although that was our best take so far.
Amy: And again, Mateo, we want the judge to see you as a humanitarian, so maybe it doesn't help if you keep calling people dummies and human toilets.
Mateo: Well, I can't control who enters the shot, Amy.