Sandra: Um, Glenn, I wanted to ask... sorry, is this... am I loud enough?
Glenn: Yeah, I think so.
Sandra: Okay, well, Jerry and I were wondering if you could marry us.
Glenn: You want me to officiate at your wedding?
Dina: Sandra, I gave you a long list of better options! For a small fee, we can get Tay Zonday. [off their looks] The guy who sings "Chocolate Rain"? Jeez, where have you guys been?
Sandra: We want Glenn. He's always been there for us. When Jerry was in the hospital, he was the only person who said he wished he could've visited.
Glenn: Oh, my God, Sandra, I can't... you... I can't even begin to s...
Dina: This is who you want speaking at your wedding?