Glenn: Where's Pastor Craig?
Dina: Oh, didn't you hear? Amy kicked him out.
Glenn: What?
Dina: Yeah, he was really upset about it too. Like, devastated. I think he may have said something about being disappointed in you personally. I don't remember exactly. Anyway, I hate to be the one to break it to you. [picks up cardboard standee]
Glenn: What what are you-
Dina: [snaps standee in half] [Glenn shouts] It's really important to break down cardboard waste. [Glenn shouts] You know, Earth Day and all.
Glenn: Oh!

Glenn: You kicked Pastor Craig out of the store? I want the truth.
Amy: Yes.
Glenn: Don't don't lie to me, Amy. You kicked him out!
Amy: I said yes! He was selling his book in the store, Glenn. I didn't agree to that.
Glenn: You- You are out of control, missy! And and you are going to pick up the phone and you are gonna call Pastor Craig and apologize to him right now!
Amy: No.
Glenn: Then you can't be manager anymore.
Amy: What?
Glenn: Yeah, I'm sorry. I thought- I thought you could handle it, but you immediately came in and started whizzing all over the place and changing up a perfectly good office and, "Oh, look." "Look at our window. Now we can all stare at Manager Amy."

Amy: Glenn, you can't just take the job back.
Glenn: Yes, I can. Get out of my office.
Amy: That's not gonna happen.
Glenn: So you're just keeping the job?
Amy: Yeah.
Glenn: Well then, what can I do?
Amy: Nothing.
Glenn: But then I can't do anything!
Amy: I know.
Glenn: So what? I mean, I've just gotta do whatever you say?
Amy: Yeah.
Glenn: But then I can't do what I want. And I want to do it. [sighs] This is so unfair! Can I even slam the door?
Amy: I'd rather that you didn't.
Glenn: [whines loudly]

Dina: Knock-knock. Heard that Amy came down pretty hard on you.
Glenn: Yeah, I bet you loved that, huh?
Dina: What? Oh, come on. Give me some credit. I know we've had our issues over the years, but I hate to see you brought down like that. You think that's fun for me
Glenn: You're smiling.
Dina: I'm always smiling. [strained voice] I'm a happy person. And I know what you're going through, okay? I can only imagine how hard it is that someone that you took under your wing like a father and daughter would just rip into you like that. I mean, that's got to be a gut punch. What does it feel like?
Glenn: What? What?
Dina: Just that total, complete, all-encompassing impotence.
Glenn: You think I'm impotent?
Dina: I don't.

Glenn: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. I would like to read to you from a book that was recently banned from the store by management.
Amy: What is this? What is happening?
Glenn: Proverbs 10:22 says, "The blessings of the Lord make you rich."
Amy: [knocks on door] Glenn, stop it! Open the door!
Glenn: Wanna know the best-kept secret of the Bible? "All the riches of the Lord make you blessed, but I never feel"
Dina: Wow. He is having an epic meltdown.

Glenn: "Through the window of my jet, a Cessna Citation CJ4."
Amy: I'm not kidding. You need to stop this or I'm going to have to write you up.
Glenn: "So let us praise him in a way that pays him."
Amy: Glenn!
Glenn: [sings] This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine-
Amy: What am I supposed to do about this?
Dina: I'll get the battering ram.
Jonah: We have a battering ram?
Dina: Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Glenn: This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine Let it shine, let it shine, let it sh-

Amy: Name: Glenn Sturgis. Violations: Disruption within the store. Outward display of religion. Insubordination.
Glenn: [mimics] "Insubordination." That's you.
Amy: I don't like having to write you up. You're forcing me to do this.
Glenn: I don't care! 'Cause I'm writing you up too, and my boss doesn't send you to the unemployment line. He sends you to hell. That was too far. I'm sorry.

Jonah: So we will start with just this store but eventually we'll recruit employees from other stores, and it just builds from there. So it could go national or even international.
Sandra: Or past that.
Jonah: Um, yeah.
Garrett: So whatcha guys doing over here?
Marcus: We're starting an environmental group. The Green Posse.
Jonah: We haven't settled on that.
Garrett: So kind of like Cheyenne's group?
Jonah: Well, yes, but there is room for more than one group, you know? There's plenty of work to be done, and we are a little more about taking direct action, you know? Getting our hands dirty.
Garrett: Let me guess. Jonah's in charge?
Jonah: No, no, no, no. I mean- We're- It's more of, like, a collective action kind of a thing.
Sandra: You said you were in charge.
Jonah: Yeah- Yeah, I did. But I- But I- But that's- I said that because somebody, you know, has to be in charge, and I'm kind of like the I'm the reluctant leader. You know, it could be anybody.
Marcus: I'll do it.
Jonah: Absolutely not.

Sandra: Aww, that's nice. Looks like they patched things up.
Dina: It's not nice. You have no idea what nice is, idiot! [kicks boxes]