Glenn Quote #528
Quote from Glenn in Cloud Green
Glenn: [over PA] Attention, shoppers. I would like to read to you from a book that was recently banned from the store by management.
Amy: What is this? What is happening?
Glenn: Proverbs 10:22 says, "The blessings of the Lord make you rich."
Amy: [knocks on door] Glenn, stop it! Open the door!
Glenn: Wanna know the best-kept secret of the Bible? "All the riches of the Lord make you blessed, but I never feel"
Dina: Wow. He is having an epic meltdown.
Superstore Quotes
‘Cloud Green’ Quotes
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Were you also the one who replaced the straws with these paper things?
Jonah: Yes.
Sayid: These have no structural integrity. Why did I even leave Syria?
Quote from Amy
Amy: So in honor of Earth Day, we'll be helping save the environment by switching to recycled toilet paper and selling The Day After Tomorrow on Blu-Ray for half off.
Garrett: That should do it.
Quote from Sandra
Dina: I'm a vegan so it's basically like driving four Priuses.
Sandra: I play a game at home where I try to use less water each week. Now I only flush my toilet when it's full.
Amy: Okay, uh, that- That was a good discussion.