Jerry: [answers call] Hello!
Darin: Hi, this is Darin from Kramer's office. Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk's coffee shop.
Jerry: Really? When?
Darin: In ten minutes. Do you need directions?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Darin: Well, I'll call back in five minutes to confirm.
Kramer: Yeah, five.

Jerry: Hey! So, where's my money?
Elaine: No money, I am Puddy free. So, are we eating or what?
Jerry: Oh yeah, hold on. [dials phone] Hello, Darin, this is Jerry from Jerry's office. We're going to be three for lunch. What do you mean he's already left?
[Kramer enters]
Jerry: Hey. Elaine is going to come with us, all right?
Kramer: What? When did this happen?
Jerry: Well, just…
Kramer: Darin!

Elaine: [inner monologue] I am not calling, Puddy. What did I do with my gloves? Oh, I bet I left them over at Puddy's. I should call him. I need those gloves. No, I better not. I'll call. Oh, look at that. There are the gloves. I was just about to call. There they are. That's funny. That's really funny. That's really really funny. You know who loves funny stories, David Puddy.

Kramer: I'm sorry. I couldn't get out of there. What did I miss?
Darin: Well, after ordering, Mr. Seinfeld and Mr. Costanza debated on whether or not Iron Man wore some sort under garment between his skin and his iron suit…
Kramer: Uh-huh.
George: And I still say he's naked under there!
Jerry: Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
George: Oh, shut up!
Darin: Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld's drink with his bare hands and used it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened." [Jerry spits the water out]

Jerry: Nobody said you're fat. He's a loving character like the Kool-aid guy.
Clare: He is fat!
Jerry: No, he's just a little bloated.
Clare: Good-bye!
Jerry: It's mostly water weight.

Darin: [shouts across the hall] Mr. Kramer, the dean of my internship's on line two. She wants to set up a meeting.
Kramer: Yeah, well nothing before noon.
Jerry: Line two?
Kramer: Yeah, your phone is line one.
Jerry: Oh.

David Puddy: So the gloves were right by the phone. That is pretty funny.
Elaine: You see? I mean, this is what Jerry's doesn't understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn't mean we are back together.
David Puddy: No. I mean, I love just seeing you and having sex.
Elaine: Yeah.
David Puddy: Not having to do all that, you know, work.
Elaine: Well, either way…
David Puddy: All that calling you, and buying you stuff…
Elaine: David.
David Puddy: Caring about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal.
Elaine: All right, that's it. We're back together.
David Puddy: Oh, no.
Elaine: Oh, yeah.
David Puddy: Look Elaine, be reasonable. [Elaine kisses him]
Elaine: Get those clothes off. You're going to spend the night and we're going to cuddle.
David Puddy: What?
Elaine: You heard me. Strip!

[After George discovers his office door has been boarded up, he climbs in through a vent]
George: Hello, Marjorie. George Costanza. How are you, sweetheart? Listen, can you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me? Yes, if he needs me, tell him [screams] I'm in my office! [normally] Thanks, dear.

Jerry: So you're sure you're not still angry about last night?
Clare: No, I'm fine. Just as long as you don't ever do that voice again.
Jerry: Never?
Clare: Never.
Jerry: What about if you're not around?
Clare: No!
Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?
Clare: That's right.
Jerry: I can do that.
Clare: So what's your decision?
Jerry: I don't know.

George: You broke up with her? Why?
Jerry: So we could do the voice. [doing the voice] La-la-la. What's the matter?
George: I think I'm getting tired of it. I mean is that all it does? Hello? La-la-la?
Jerry: No, it can do anything. It can be Spanish. [doing the voice] Hola. Hello.
George: I think I like the girl better than the voice.
Jerry: Really? [Elaine enters; Jerry does the voice] Hello.
Elaine: Still?
George: I told you.