Frank Costanza: This is your dressing room? They treat you like Toscanini.

Estelle Costanza: Oh, Jerry. I don't know how you can do this. I'm so nervous for you.
Jerry: Actually, I'm drunk.

Jerry: Hello, Newman.
Newman: Hello, Jerry. Well, I may have a solution to our little problem. Elaine, would you excuse us?
Elaine: Oh, come on, Newman.
Newman: I have a private matter to discuss with my fellow tenants. [opens door] If you don't mind...
Elaine: Jerry?
Newman: Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it! [pushes Elaine out]

Newman: All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. Aand from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.
Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen.
Newman: Nevertheless, sometime this afternoon, behind the Market Diner, an unmarked van will be waiting. I'm expecting the call at any time. Are you in?
Kramer: I'm down. [places hand on Newman's hand]
Newman: Jerry? [Jerry reluctantly places his finger on Kramer's hand]

George: Jerry? Jerry! I'm busting! I'm busting!
Jerry: What's going on?
George: My parents are moving to Florida.
Jerry: Are you kidding?
George: Can you believe it? It's happening. It's finally happening. I'm free!
Jerry: Where are they moving to?
George: Del Boca Vista.
Jerry: Del Boca Vista? That's where my parents are gonna live.
George: I know.
Jerry: We could visit together.
George: Every five years! [they high five]

Jerry: [answers phone] Hello.
Morty Seinfeld: Hello, Jerry? It's your father.
Jerry: Oh, hi Dad.
Morty Seinfeld: Listen, is it all right if we move in with you for a little while? [breaking glass] What was that?
Jerry: Nothing. A bottle broke. That's all. What do you mean, you're gonna move in here?
Morty Seinfeld: Because the Costanzas are moving into Del Boca Vista.
Jerry: But it's a big complex.
Morty Seinfeld: You don't understand, you gotta have a buffer zone.

Jerry: They're not going back to Florida. They're moving here.
George: What? Why?
Jerry: Because your parents are going down there. My buffer zone just went from twelve hundred miles down to two feet! You gotta do something.
George: Hey, I'm sorry, you had your buffer zone for many years. It's my turn to live, baby.
Jerry: You know what you're doing, don't you? You're killing Independent Jerry! I gotta go see my Uncle Leo. I think he may have made a big mistake.

Helen Seinfeld: Should I use a coffee cup?
Elaine: Yeah, a coffee cup's fine.
Helen Seinfeld: Or maybe a juice glass.
Elaine: Yes, fine, fine, a juice glass is perfect.
Helen Seinfeld: This one is kind of scratched.
Elaine: It doesn't matter.
Helen Seinfeld: How about a milk glass?
Elaine: A milk glass, a juice glass, any glass, just pick a glass.
Helen Seinfeld: Jerry doesn't wash these very well.
Elaine: Mrs. Seinfeld, choose a glass! Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld!

Salesman: All right, I got everything here. I got the Cyclone F series, Hydra Jet Flow, Stockholm Superstream, you name it.
Jerry: What do you recommend?
Salesman: What are you looking for?
Kramer: Power, man. Power.
Newman: Like Silkwood.
Kramer: That's for radiation.
Newman: That's right.
Kramer: Now, what is this?
Salesman: That's the Commando 450, I don't sell that one. What about thi-
Kramer: Well, that's what we want, the Commando 450.
Salesman: Nah, believe me. It's only used in the circus. For elephants.
Newman: We'll pay anything. We've got the... What about Jerry?
Kramer: He couldn't handle that. He's delicate.

Frank Costanza: Take my swim trunks. I won't need them.
Estelle Costanza: What does he want with your swim trunks?
Frank Costanza: Why should they go to waste?!