Elaine: Aaron? Aaron, are you ok?
Aaron: I could've done more. I could've done so much more.
Elaine: You did enough.
Aaron: No, I could've called the travel agency, got them on another flight to Paris, I could have got them out.
Jerry: You tried, Aaron, it was too expensive.
Aaron: This watch... This watch could've paid for their whole trip. This ring. This ring is one more dinner I could've taken them out to. Water. They need some water. [runs towards the gate]
Elaine: Why?
Aaron: [to the agent] They'll get dehydrated on the plane! Get the Seinfelds some water. Please! Please!

Frank Costanza: Oh, I just want to you know I'm retracting our dinner invitation.
Morty Seinfeld: Well, you don't have to retract it because we never went.
Frank Costanza: I'm retracting that it was ever offered.
Morty Seinfeld: I retract your retraction.

Frank Costanza: Let's forget about it. We're going on a beautiful vacation.
George: Vacation?
Frank Costanza: Your mother and I are planning on taking a cruise.
George: [claps] Ah! [hugs Estelle]
Frank Costanza: But I can't find any vacation clothes. They were in the attic.
George: The attic? You haven't wore any of those clothes for years.
Frank Costanza: How can I go on a cruise with out my cabana-wear? I love those, those clothes. [screams] Ah! [jumps out of his chair] A mouse! I saw a mouse! [runs to another room and shuts the glass door]
George: It's the remote!
Frank Costanza: [through the glass] Where the hell are my clothes? I love those clothes.

Estelle Costanza: You know, I was thinking today. I never liked those Seinfelds anyway. He's an idiot all together.

Jerry: You know their timing couldn't be worse.
George: Is there ever a good time to have your parents stay with you?
Jerry: You don't understand, I haven't been together with Rachel for, like, three weeks. First I was on the road, then my parents show up, I'm getting a little, uh, backed up.

Alec: Hey, listen, I was wondering if either one of you guys would be interested in doing some work for the Big Brother program? I'm kinda running the local chapter. What do you say George?
George: Well, uh....
Joey: Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone like me? Please?
George: Well, sure, Joey. Sure, I would be thrilled.
Alec: That's great, George. Thanks a lot. I'll get in touch with you.
Joey: Wouldn't you like to be a big brother..
Alec: Yeah, all right, Joey. That's enough. Let's go. See you. [both walk awy]
Jerry: What happened?
George: What could I do? Did you see the mug on that kid?
Jerry: Wouldn't you like to pass the ketchup to someone like me? Please?

Jerry: Hey did you notice they moved where they do the interview on Jeopardy now?
George: Yeah, it used to be right in the middle of single Jeopardy. Now they do it right after single Jeopardy.
Jerry: Yeah, it's much better isn't it?
George: Oh, no comparison.

Kramer: Oh, hey, Helen. Uh, could I uh, use some more of your hand lotion?
Helen Seinfeld: I told you it was good.
Kramer: Yeah.
Helen Seinfeld: It's from the Sachs Fifth Avenue in Miami.
Kramer: Mmm. I'm gonna remember that if I'm ever in Florida.
Jerry: Yeah. Or if you're ever on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, you could get some there.

Morty Seinfeld: Say those are some nice pants. I got a pair just like them at home.
Kramer: Well, that doesn't surprise me. Yeah, I bought these at Rudy's. It's a used clothing store. See, when people like you die, the widows they bring in their wardrobes. They make a bundle.
George: Really? My father has a ton of old clothes just sitting up in the attic, you think they're worth something?
Kramer: Well, yeah, if they're vintage, and you're a widow.
George: What happens if the husband dies after the wife, who brings in the clothing in then?
Kramer: Well, I suppose the children do.
George: Yes, I suppose they do.

George: Hey, ooh, I just remembered. My parents really wanna have you guys over for dinner before you leave town. What about tonight?
Helen Seinfeld: Tonight?
George: Yeah, they're making paella.
Helen Seinfeld: Oh, I don't think we think we can make it tonight. We have plans.
Jerry: What plans?
Helen Seinfeld: We have plans.
Jerry: Where'd you get plans?
Helen Seinfeld: We have plans.
George: Well, um, what about tomorrow night?
Helen Seinfeld: Maybe.
George: Okay. Uh, I guess I'll tell them that.
Morty Seinfeld: Hey, give them our best though.