Kramer: Look what I got for you, for your Florida trip. Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck. Saved a fortune. Look at that. Hey.
Jerry: Oh, "Number #1 Dad".
Kramer: Yeah.
Jerry: Oh, and it's in medium. Perfect.

George: Uh, hi. Um, remember me? I'm the guy who looks like Neil?
Danielle: Hi.
George: Hi. Um, is Neil here?
Danielle: Oh, no. He got held up at work.
George: Oh, that's too bad. I kinda wanted to meet him, seeing as how we look so similar.
Danielle: Well, you know, you don't look that much like him.
George: Oh, of course not.
Danielle: No, you're a little taller. You look like you're in better shape than Neil. Do you work out?
George: Listen, I... I... I don't mean to seem forward... But is there any way that I could possibly have Neil's phone
number?

Elaine: Why is everyone talking about "The English Patient is so romantic". God, that movie stunk!
Blaine: I kinda liked it.
Elaine: No, you didn't.
Carol: Elaine. Elaine, did you just see The English Patient?
Gail: Didn't you love it?
Elaine: No.
Lisa: How could you not love that movie?
Elaine: How about, it sucked?
Carol: That Ralph Fiennes, I would give up my firstborn for him.
Elaine: He's getting the short end of that stick.

Morty Seinfeld: Here he is. This is the man I wanted you to see. Izzy Mandelbaum. He's eighty years old, but strong as an ox. Watch this.
[Izzy picks up a set of weights and lifts them to his chest]
Morty Seinfeld: See that? You couldn't do that.
Jerry: I could, but I choose not to.

Sid: [enters] Hey, Morty. Who's this?
Morty Seinfeld: This is my son Jerry, from New York. He thinks he can lift more than Izzy.
Jerry: I..I didn't say that.
Sid: Hey, Izzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can.
[As Izzy looks over at Jerry, he drops the weights to the floor with a clunk].
Izzy: Your kid's pretty funny, Morty. Should be a comedian.
Jerry: Actually, I am a comedian.
Sid: That's not so funny.

Izzy: So you think you're better than me, huh?
Morty Seinfeld: Izzy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the fifties.
Jerry: 1850s?
Izzy: Well, that's it. It's go time. Let's see you lift that.
Jerry: Mr. Mandelbaum, I...
Izzy: Come on, come on. Pump it!
Jerry: All right.
Izzy: Yeah, wrong attitude. You're not bringing that trash into my house.

Elaine: Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Lisa: We just saw The English Patient again.
Gail: It's even better the second time.
Elaine: They make it longer?

Elaine: (shocked) Blaine?
Blaine: Elaine.
Elaine: I thought you were busy tonight.
Blaine: Well, to tell you the truth, Elaine, I don't know if I can be with someone who doesn't like The English Patient.
Elaine: It's just a stupid movie.
Blaine: That's what I'm talking about.
Carol: [takes Blaine's arm] Come on, Blaine. Let's go.
Blaine: Enjoy Sack Lunch!
Elaine: I will.

Helen Seinfeld: How could you do that to Mr. Mandelbaum? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jerry: He egged me on.
Helen Seinfeld: You should be more mature.
Jerry: He's eighty!

Guillermo: Jerry Seinfeld please.
Jerry: Ah, you must be Kramer's guys. Come on in. You got the cigars?
Guillermo: What cigars?
Jerry: Kramer said I was supposed to bring him back some Cubans.
Guillermo: We are the Cubans.