Quote from Jerry in The English Patient
Sid: [enters] Hey, Morty. Who's this? Morty Seinfeld: This is my son Jerry, from New York. He thinks he can lift more than Izzy. Jerry: I..I didn't say that. Sid: Hey, Izzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can. [As Izzy looks over at Jerry, he drops the weights to the floor with a clunk]. Izzy: Your kid's pretty funny, Morty. Should be a comedian. Jerry: Actually, I am a comedian. Sid: That's not so funny.