Elaine: Hey, have you ever been to the ballet?
Jerry: No, but I've seen people on tiptoes.

Elaine: Hey, is George still wearing that toupee?
Jerry: Yeah.
Elaine: Doesn't he know how ridiculous he looks in that thing?
Kramer: I think he looks fantastic.
Elaine: Oh, come on.
Kramer: No, I never realized what an attractive man he is.

Kramer: You know, I just thought of something. I know this gorgeous woman, she called me up this morning, she's moving into the city, and she asked me if I know of anyone she could meet. Now you can go out with her.
Jerry: Well, what about me?
Kramer: No, I think he's got you beat, buddy.

George: Well, have you got a picture?
Kramer: No.
George: Well, I have to see her.
Kramer: Hey, I know what we can do. I've got a friend who works over at the police station. He's a composite artist.
George: Really?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, maybe I can get him to draw a picture of her for you.
George: Oh I would love that. You think he'd really do it?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah. I think he will.
Jerry: It sounds like an excellent idea.

Kramer: Here you go brother. Some food for you.
Homeless man: Thank you. You're a good man. Bless you.
Kramer: Now are you going to be here in an hour?
Homeless man: Where am I going?

Kramer: Oh, that's good. That's good. Make the eyes, uh, what's that nut?
Lou: Almond?
Kramer: Almond. Yeah. Make the lips fuller. Poutier.
George: Pouty? I like that.
Jerry: You can't go wrong with pouty.
George: I'm excited about the pouty.
Lou: All right I think that about does it.

Elaine: It was just such a great night.
Jerry: And did they suspect anything?
Elaine: No, I was a fantastic beard. I held hands, I called him honey.
Jerry: And we discover yet another talent. Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals.

Jerry: [on the phone] So are you going to bring your gun? All right, then it's settled. First date, no weapons. All right. I'll see you then. Okay, bye.

George: So I spoke a little to your little friend Denise last night.
Kramer: Oh, yeah, you talked, huh?
George: Yeah for two hours. She's nuts about you.
Kramer: Yeah, well, we go way back.
George: Why didn't anything happen between you two?
Kramer: Who's to say it didn't?

Jerry: Did you tell her about, uh, your little hat there?
George: What hat?
Jerry: You know, your little hair hat there.
George: No.
Jerry: Don't you think she could tell?
Kramer: No, no, no. She can't tell. It's a perfect match. Beautiful job.
Jerry: Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away.