‘The Airport’
Season 4, Episode 12 - Aired November 25, 1992
As Jerry and Elaine head to the airport for a flight back to New York, George and Kramer set off to pick them up at JFK.
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: All right, fine. I don't care. If the plane crashes, everybody in first class is going to die, anyway.
Jerry: Yeah, I'm sure you'll live.
Quote from George
George: Hey, thanks for coming with me.
Kramer: Hey, what made you think you could touch that awning?
George: I confused it with another awning.
Quote from Kramer
George: They're not here! You cost me fifty bucks!
Kramer: Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!
Quote from George
George: Look, we're wasting our time here! We're a half-hour late, they've probably took it off the board already.
Kramer: No, there it is, right there. 133... and it's canceled.
George: Canceled? Do I still get credit for the pick up? I was here!
Quote from George
George: Listen, you go over to the ticket counter, I'm going to go stop in the gift shop and pick up a copy of TIME magazine. There's supposed to be a blurb about Jerry in it and I think he mentioned my name!
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: [inner monologue] Wake up, you human slug! Wake up! Wake up! I can't hold it anymore! [out loud to the man] Excuse me, I've gotta go to the bathroom... [Elaine struggles to get past the man in his seat to the aisle]
Quote from Jerry
Attendant: Would you care for some slippers?
Jerry: Sounds lovely! [To Tia] May I?
Tia: Please.
Jerry: Why, It's a perfect fit. You must be Cinderella. [both chortle]
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom? It's like an English garden in there.
Attendant: They're gardenias, mostly.
Jerry: I thought I smelled lilac.
Attendant: Yes, there are a few of those, too...
Tia: It's almost overwhelming.
Quote from Jerry
Attendant: We have some delicious Chateaubriand, my personal favorite. Or, if you prefer something lighter, a poached Dover sole in a delicate white wine sauce with just a hint of saffron.
Jerry: Oh, saffron! That sounds good.
Attendant: And today we're featuring wines from the Tuscany region.
Both: Tuscany! [clink glasses]
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: Hi. Can I get to my seat?
Attendant: You're just gonna have to wait...
Elaine: No, but I'm right there. You just passed it. I'm sitting next to that guy.
Attendant: You're not supposed to get up during the food service.
Elaine: Well, nobody told me that!
Attendant: Look. This plane is full. I got a lot of people to serve. Now, please, you're just gonna have to wait.