‘The Airport’
Season 4, Episode 12 - Aired November 25, 1992
As Jerry and Elaine head to the airport for a flight back to New York, George and Kramer set off to pick them up at JFK.
Quote from George
George: There it is. Gate 46. We got plenty of time.
Kramer: Grossbard's plane leaves in ten minutes. I still got time to catch him!
George: How you gonna catch him? He's probably boarded the plane already.
Kramer: Give me your credit card.
George: My credit card?
Kramer: Just give me the card, don't ask me any questions.
George: I'm not gonna give you my card unless you tell me what it's for!
Kramer: I'm gonna buy a ticket. I'm gonna get on that flight.
George: What? Are you, nuts? You're gonna spend more on the ticket than you're gonna get back from Grossbard.
Kramer: No, I'm not gonna use the ticket! I'm gonna get my money, I'll get off the plane, I'll turn your ticket in for a refund. It's not gonna cost you a dime! Now, come on, give me the card.
George: This is a great idea! Here, use this one. I get frequent flyer miles with every purchase. Wait, get two tickets. As long as you're returning for a refund, what's the difference? I'll get double the bonus miles.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Look, I got Super Savers! Come on.
George: Super Savers? Are they refundable!?
Kramer: Huh?
George: You bought non-refundable tickets, you idiot!
Kramer: She talked me in to it. She said it was the best deal.
George: Do you know how much this is going to cost me?
Kramer: Look, I'll tell you what. I'll split it with you.