J.D. Quote #1280
Quote from J.D. in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
J.D.: Okay, ladies, we're here; calm down.
Carla: What the hell took you so long? Oh, my God, did you stop for food?
Turk: We had to, honey. J.D. promised the band that we'd feed them.
[flashback to Turk and J.D. in a car, followed by the marching band, at a drive-thru:]
J.D.: Yeah, let me get twenty-three cheeseburgers, twenty-three milkshakes. Miguel, if you don't stop drumming, you're not getting fries. Twenty-three fri- You know what, twenty-two fries. Twenty-two fries. You didn't think I'd do it, did you.
[present:]
J.D.: Miguel has such raw talent, but his attitude keeps getting in the way.
‘My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
Kim: This sucks. I mean, the hardest decision I've had to make in the last year was what hairstyle to get. And even then, all I did was open up an US Magazine, close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.
J.D.: Kirsten Dunst?
Kim: Owen Wilson.
J.D.: Oh.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Elliot, I can't do it!
Elliot: Okay, I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you're just trying to squeeze out all that minty fresh gel. But instead of minty fresh gel inside, there's a little black baby. [Carla swings for Elliot, who dodges]
Quote from Janitor
Turk: [answers phone] Hey, baby, look, I- Yeah, he, he's right here. [to J.D.] She won't talk to me.
J.D.: Hi. Yes, I know he missed your wedding, too. All right, hold on. [slaps Turk] That was from her, not me.
Turk: Go.
Janitor: Relax, I'll have him out in one second. [holding saw] All right, hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
Turk: No!
Janitor: [on the phone] He's being unreasonable. Okay. [slaps Turk twice] That was from me.