Quote from Elliot in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
Carla: Elliot, I can't do it! Elliot: Okay, I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you're just trying to squeeze out all that minty fresh gel. But instead of minty fresh gel inside, there's a little black baby. [Carla swings for Elliot, who dodges]