J.D. Quote #1274
Quote from J.D. in My Mirror Image
J.D.: Okay, on the night of said conception, uh, Kim and I nuded up, and, um, the dirty talk began, and I got a little over-excited.
Turk: Ooh! She like-a the dirty talk!
J.D.: No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going, but I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself, especially when I use some of my different voices.
Elliot: He does.
J.D.: Anyhoo, there was some unexpected friendly fire. And, even though I never got a chance to enter "the village", uh, there was a "airstrike" on one of the outlying regions. [Turk laughs, until Carla's tugs his ear] Anyway, I spoke to the gals up in OB-G, and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant even if there was no actual penetration.
Turk: [strained] What you trying to tell us is that you never actually had sex with her?
J.D.: No, I didn't have a condom. [Turk, Carla and Elliot stifle laughter] And, uh, we decided not to have sex because... Here's the kicker. I didn't want to get her pregnant.
[Turk, Carla and Elliot break out laughing]
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Mirror Image’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
J.D.: You know what's so messed up about this whole baby thing? I mean, I feel like I'm drowning, and it hasn't even fazed Kim.
[meanwhile, Kim is crying as she operates on a patient:]
Kim: [sobbing] Okay, let's, uh, close her up.
Nurse: Dr. Briggs? Why are you crying?
Kim: This song always gets me. My brother was killed by a funky cold medina.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Gather round, doomed new interns who just paged me! Quick question: What does this outfit tell you?
Dr. Kelso: You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?
Dr. Cox: It means that I was just working out which, incidentally, is the last remaining activity I have in my adult life that qualifies as "me time." Other activities recently crossed off of that list include my morning dump and all showers. You see, my dear son Jack has decided that those are team sports. However, I'm here, and I'm totally psyched to hear whatever the super-de-duper reason is that you paged me.
Intern #1: Mr. White's chart said to remove his eight stitches, but we counted nine. Should we leave one?
Dr. Cox: That's it. Every single one of you is gonna run laps around the hallways until I say stop. [interns laugh] Ya! Ya! Ya, ya, ya! Ya!
Quote from Janitor
[The Janitor sprays a window with blue cleaning fluid and wipes it. He then aims the spray in his mouth. Dr. Kelso takes a second look as he passes by.]
Janitor: I filled it with blue Gatorade. I just do that to freak people out.
Dr. Kelso: Scintillating.