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J.D.: Okay, on the night of said conception, uh, Kim and I nuded up, and, um, the dirty talk began, and I got a little over-excited.
Turk: Ooh! She like-a the dirty talk!
J.D.: No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going, but I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself, especially when I use some of my different voices.
Elliot: He does.
J.D.: Anyhoo, there was some unexpected friendly fire. And, even though I never got a chance to enter "the village", uh, there was a "airstrike" on one of the outlying regions. [Turk laughs, until Carla's tugs his ear] Anyway, I spoke to the gals up in OB-G, and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant even if there was no actual penetration.
Turk: [strained] What you trying to tell us is that you never actually had sex with her?
J.D.: No, I didn't have a condom. [Turk, Carla and Elliot stifle laughter] And, uh, we decided not to have sex because... Here's the kicker. I didn't want to get her pregnant.
[Turk, Carla and Elliot break out laughing]

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