J.D. Quote #298
Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
Turk: Hey, man, you wanna grab a couple of beers tonight?
J.D.: I can't. I'm moonlighting at urgent care.
Turk: That's funny. The lady didn't call me.
J.D.: Well, maybe that's because I found out you stole $100 from me, and I Marcia Brady'd your ass.
Turk: What?
J.D.: You know, when Marcia worked at the ice-cream shop, and then she got Jan a job, and they liked Jan better so they fired Marcia.
Turk: Yeah, Marcia Gets Creamed, season five, episode three. Don't ever question me on The Bunch. Besides, there's no way they liked you better than me.
J.D.: Well, then maybe it's because I told her that you smoke the ganja.
Turk: What? That's not even true. You're a jackass.
J.D.: Where you going? Munchies?
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‘My Fruit Cups’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, morning sickness sucks. Believe me, I know. I've been there. Hey, Jordan, are you- Are you crying?
Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
Quote from Turk
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced analgesic, not "anal"-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.