Turk: Hey, man, you wanna grab a couple of beers tonight?
J.D.: I can't. I'm moonlighting at urgent care.
Turk: That's funny. The lady didn't call me.
J.D.: Well, maybe that's because I found out you stole $100 from me, and I Marcia Brady'd your ass.
Turk: What?
J.D.: You know, when Marcia worked at the ice-cream shop, and then she got Jan a job, and they liked Jan better so they fired Marcia.
Turk: Yeah, Marcia Gets Creamed, season five, episode three. Don't ever question me on The Bunch. Besides, there's no way they liked you better than me.
J.D.: Well, then maybe it's because I told her that you smoke the ganja.
Turk: What? That's not even true. You're a jackass.
J.D.: Where you going? Munchies?