Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay. J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper? Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper? J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt. Janitor: Bidet? J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.