J.D. Quote #1567
Quote from J.D. in My Bad Too
J.D.: Hey, how come you helped me, even though I totally ignored your advice?
Elliot: I don't know. You were in a crappy situation and we're friends.
J.D.: And yet we only hang out when we're torturing burn victims.
Elliot: That's just because we're both usually seeing someone. You and I both disappear when we're in relationships.
J.D.: All right, you know what, let's make a pact. From now on, let promise each other that we'll always hang out, even if the other person's dating someone.
Elliot: Deal. But, what if one of us started dating someone that could be the one?
J.D.: Oh, we could totally diss each other if it's the one, or if it's someone, like, preposterously hot.
Elliot: Agreed. If I met a hottie, you'd never see me.
J.D.: Oh. What's the rule if the person's really fugly, but really, really easy?
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‘My Bad Too’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: Elliot, can I get your advice on something my burn patient really wants to go to his high school graduation this weekend.
Elliot: Why? Mine was awful. I was the valedictorian, but instead of bringing my speech, I grabbed my mom's love letter to her pool boy. Well, I was so nervous, I ended up reading that one anyways. Apparently, I spoke a lot about "my fondness for throbbing members". Still, my closing words to my graduating class were actually kind of appropriate. Something about wanting to make sure I chased all of my dreams, before I was all old and dried up down there.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: So you guys doing something special for your anniversary night?
Turk: You know what would be great?
Carla: Here we go.
Turk: Brinner.
Elliot: What-er?
Carla: Breakfast for dinner. He's obsessed with it.
Turk: I just don't see what's wrong with having a nice glass of wine with a pancake.
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Look, you already put yourself out there, let's just follow through. I checked his infection, it's not that bad. We just need an ambulance and some other volunteers, we can still pull this off. Janitor, will you help?
Janitor: Uh, no, I can't. Now that I've cured Lady of her fear of the unknown, I'm working on her irrational fear of losing loved ones. I arranged for a couple of friends of mine to kidnap her parents.