Elliot Quote #573
Quote from Elliot in My Bad Too
J.D.: Elliot, can I get your advice on something my burn patient really wants to go to his high school graduation this weekend.
Elliot: Why? Mine was awful. I was the valedictorian, but instead of bringing my speech, I grabbed my mom's love letter to her pool boy. Well, I was so nervous, I ended up reading that one anyways. Apparently, I spoke a lot about "my fondness for throbbing members". Still, my closing words to my graduating class were actually kind of appropriate. Something about wanting to make sure I chased all of my dreams, before I was all old and dried up down there.
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Quote from Turk
Elliot: So you guys doing something special for your anniversary night?
Turk: You know what would be great?
Carla: Here we go.
Turk: Brinner.
Elliot: What-er?
Carla: Breakfast for dinner. He's obsessed with it.
Turk: I just don't see what's wrong with having a nice glass of wine with a pancake.
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Look, you already put yourself out there, let's just follow through. I checked his infection, it's not that bad. We just need an ambulance and some other volunteers, we can still pull this off. Janitor, will you help?
Janitor: Uh, no, I can't. Now that I've cured Lady of her fear of the unknown, I'm working on her irrational fear of losing loved ones. I arranged for a couple of friends of mine to kidnap her parents.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Turk, I totally ruined Izzy's life.
Turk: Already? It's only 8:30.
Carla: I totally forgot there was a parent's meeting for her play group this morning. Now she's gonna get kicked out. She won't have any friends. She's gonna drop out of high school. She's gonna start dating some gangbanger, who you're gonna harass over and over and over again to get his life together, until he snaps and shoots you in the face. Oh my God!
Turk: Whoa! You're bringin' the crazy extra hard today, huh? Take a deep breath. You're the most amazing mom I've ever seen. One tiny mistake can't ruin something that good.
Carla: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Turk: It is?
Carla: This is gonna come back to you in a good way.