J.D.: Hey, how come you helped me, even though I totally ignored your advice?
Elliot: I don't know. You were in a crappy situation and we're friends.
J.D.: And yet we only hang out when we're torturing burn victims.
Elliot: That's just because we're both usually seeing someone. You and I both disappear when we're in relationships.
J.D.: All right, you know what, let's make a pact. From now on, let promise each other that we'll always hang out, even if the other person's dating someone.
Elliot: Deal. But, what if one of us started dating someone that could be the one?
J.D.: Oh, we could totally diss each other if it's the one, or if it's someone, like, preposterously hot.
Elliot: Agreed. If I met a hottie, you'd never see me.
J.D.: Oh. What's the rule if the person's really fugly, but really, really easy?